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Wyrmwood Apocalypse movie review from the Salty Nerds have them gushing over how awesome this mash-up between Bad Taste, Mad Max, and The Walking Dead is! From the twisted mind of filmmaker Kiah Roache-Turner comes a post-apocalyptic vision of Australia where a zombie outbreak has decimated the population and evil military agencies are experimenting on zombies and survivors alike. But a rag-tag group of survivors are learning to control the zombies and use them to survive. Who will win and who...

The second episode of Battlestar Galactica starts addressing the resource question when a saboteur vents 60% of Galactica's water reserves into space, just as the fleet needs it the most! Turns out Boomer is doing some questionable stuff, and she doesn't even know she's a Cylon sleeper agent! And Chief Tyrol is covering for her because, it turns out, they're having an affair! Can the crew find more water in time before the fleet tears itself apart? What is your Battlestar Galactica episode 2 ...

Things are coming to a head in House of the Dragon as a succession crisis for House Velaryon forces all the game-players to return to King's Landing to argue their case for Driftmark. The battle lines between the Greens and the Blacks are starkly drawn, and it's up to the severely ill King Viserys to try and quell the conflict before it begins. And now that the kids are all grown up, the family feud has been passed down to them. Rhaenyra's kids Jace and Luke are at odds with Alicent's kids Aeg...

RRR Movie Review from the Salty Nerds have them marveling at how a Tollywood action movie can give Hollywood Blockbusters a run for their money, not only in terms of visuals, but in story as well! RRR stands for Rise, Roar, Revolt, and tells a fictitious story about two legendary Indian revolutionaries as they strike up a complicated and unlikely friendship while taking on the oppressive British Empire in scenes that need to be seen to be believed. Full of action, adventure, dance numbers, and ...

SEE Season 3 Episode 6 The Lowlands Review have the Salty Nerds divided as to whether his episode was awesome or whether it was the worst one of the season. Trying to get back to Pensa faster, Boba Voss and his crew decide to take a shortcut and run afoul of a tribe of blind mutant cannibals who end up costing them more time than they would have if they'd gone the long way. Tormada and Snake Queen Sybeth finally meet, and sparks fly. Mahgra and Tamacti Jun form a buddy cop squad and try to sol...

Battlestar Galactica The Mini-Series review from the Salty Nerds has them talking about the 3-hour kick off to what is arguably one of the best science fiction TV series ever made. Created by Ronald D. Moore and based on the original Battlestar Galactica show from Glen A. Larson, this "reimagining" of the Battlestar Universe stars Edward James Olmos, Mary McDonnell, Katee Sackhoff, James Calis, and Tricia Helfer. The mini series shows the events of a Cylon attack against the Twelve Colonies wher...

Battlestar Galactica 33 review by the Salty Nerds has them looking at the premiere episode of the series and arguably, one of the show's best episodes ever. The Cylons have been relentlessly pursuing the fleet for 5 days after the events of the miniseries, jumping in exactly 33 minutes after the fleet escapes them. Nerves are frayed, exhaustion is rampant, and no one knows how the Cylons are able to catch up with them after 33 minutes on the dot. This is one of Battlestar Galctica's best episod...

In this episode of the prequel series to Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, the entire extended Targaryen clan comes together for Laena's funeral, and tensions come to a boiling point. Aegon claims Laena's dragon for his own, which puts him at odds with Rhaenyra's and Daemon's children in a fight that has permanent consequences. Then, Alicent and Rhaenyra force the court to choose sides in the aftermath of the confrontation, showing Viserys to be weak and ineffective in the growing conflict...

Galaxy Quest movie review from the Salty Nerds has them never giving up and never surrendering! In what is arguably a better Star Trek movie than 90% of the Star Trek movies out there, Galaxy Quest is a hilarious and heartwarming movie about a group of washed-up TV actors who must embody their roles to help save an alien race from total annihilation. Starring an amazing cast consisting of Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Tony Shalhoub, Sam Rockwell, and Justin Long, this ensemble cast ...

CHET CHET everyone! We are back at the good old House of Enlightenment for a fun little siege, all set to the dulcet tunes of Guns & Roses "Welcome To The Jungle." Sybeth is back and this time she's making all the disgruntled Witchfinders forget about the fact that she destroyed their homes and killed their families, and instead enlists them back in her service with the simple argument that "She's their queen!" Yas Queen. Yas. Then Tormada shows up at the House of Enlightenment to get his bom...

The Princess Bride movie review has the Salty Nerds declaring Wuv, Twoo Wuv for this classic movie. A story about adventure, intrigue, and romance, The Princess Bride is probably one of the most quotable movies ever made. Based on William Goldman's novel and directed by Rob Reiner, the movie is about a poor farm boy who becomes a legendary pirate in order to win the hand of his true love, who also happens to be betrothed to an evil Prince who wants to kill her in order to start a war. Now, the...

Hey, guess who's back? Everyone's favorite scantily-clad evil space princess, Ardala! She's returning to get revenge on Earth, but she has something special in mind for Buck Rogers. After kidnapping Buck and Twiki, Ardala just can't get enough of the OG Buck Rogers, so she decides to clone him so she can have as many Buck boy-toys as she wants! Obviously, Buck ain't having any of that, so he does what Buck does and foils Ardala's plans to get smexy with him and his clones and saves the Earth ...

The Salty Nerds talk about all dem Targaryan babies that aren't really Targaryan babies and all the shenanigans Rhaenyra is getting up to over the course of 10 years. Daemon and his new wife are up to no good in the Free Cities, and Ser Criston Cole is now aligned with Alicent and laying traps for Ser Harwin Strong. Oh, and we also talk about the real life Royal Family in the UK and how they compare to the Game of Thrones universe. And as always, we compare the show to the books! Enjoy! And ...

SEE Season 3 Episode 4 has people smearing poop on their face in an odd trend this season, but whatever, the Salty Nerds are here for it. In this episode of the Jason Momoa epic series from AppleTV, Kofun walks around with a knife wound in his back the entire time, Sybeth is eating all kinds of weird stuff when she's not smearing horse dung all over herself, Harlan's F-buddy makes a very serious move, we have a brief Stargate Atlantis reunion, and we return to the House of Enlightenment! What di...

Total Recall 2012 movie review is mostly the Salty Nerds talking about how many times they fell asleep while watching this extremely boring action movie. This "reimagining" of the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger film from Paul Verhoeven comes to us from the creator of the Underworld franchise, Len Wiseman. Starring Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, and Bryan Cranston, Total Recall is the story of Douglas Quaid who may or may not be a secret agent that's forced to choose between his ho...

Total Recall 1990 movie review from the Salty Nerds has them all wanting to get their ass to Mars so they can unlock ancient alien artifacts and party with three-tittied hookers. After all, they got 5 kids to feed! Based on the Philip K. Dick short story We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, Total Recall marks the only collaboration between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Paul Verhoeven, and it's glorious to behold. Also starring a very sexy Sharon Stone, as well as Michael Ironside and Ronny Cox, T...

Buck Rogers In The 25th Century Space Vampire Review has the Salty Nerds marveling over how goofy the Vorvon villain is, and wondering why the show just didn't call him the "Unibrowpire"? In this episode, Buck and Wilma are on their way to a sexy vacation getaway, but when they stop at a space station to drop off Twiki, they find themselves quarantined and fighting an army of "mostly dead" zombies and a weird looking Space Vampire that has the hots for Wilma. Buck must use all of his 20th centu...

At the midway point of season 1, The House Of The Dragon seems to be losing some of its steam with a number of subplots and events that don't seem to be properly set up and actually confusing to the audience if they haven't read the books. In this episode, King Viserys goes to Seastone to make nice with House Velaryon and to wed Rhaenyra to Laenor Velaryon. Ser Criston Cole gets SIMPy for Rhaenyra, Daemon ends his marriage and starts eyeing Laena Velaryon, Lyonel Strong is the new Hand of the ...

Dredd Movie Review from the Salty Nerds has them geeking out over this "day in the life of Judge Dredd" movie from Karl Urban and Alex Garland. Nowhere near as campy as Stallone's 1995 take on the Judge Dredd character, this film sees Urban's Dredd team up with Olivia Thirlby as a mutant rookie Judge as they take on a crime lord named Ma-Ma, played by Cersei Lannister herself, Lena Headey. This film has lots of slow motion and tons of action! But best yet, Karl Urban is the only lead actor to ...

CHET CHET y'all! It's time to dig into episode 3 of AppleTV's SEE, starring Jason Momoa! Crazy Sybeth Caine is on the loose, and Maghra is afraid her escape may lead to war with Trevantis. But those darn renegade Witchfinders are at it again, and they almost kill Kofun! Wren shows up and confirms that Trevantis is up to no good and there are a lot of bombs at the House of Enlightenment that need to get destroyed before they destroy Pensa. And Harlan is confirmed to have one hell of a c**k. W...

Judge Dredd Movie Review from the Salty Nerds have them marveling at just how many times Sylvester Stallone and Armand Assante can shout "LAW" at each other and make "Justice" puns. Judge Dredd from 1995 is a guilty pleasure movie that sees Sylvester Stallone re-team with his Demolition Man co-star Rob Schneider and Diane Lane to uncover a very convoluted conspiracy plot, all while NOT wearing Judge Dredd's iconic helmet. What is your Judge Dredd 1995 movie review? Did you love it? Hate it? D...

Buck Rogers Planet Of The Amazon Women is probably one of the sexiest episodes of Television ever released to the general public. Buck is sidetracked from a romantic dinner with Wilma Deering when two scantily clad sisters send out a distress beacon to lure Buck to a planet where men are in short supply. Buck is quickly captured and auctioned off as a prime specimen of masculinity, and forced to show off his chest and wear sexy leather outfits. Deering suspects something is up and goes to res...

The Nerds are back to talk about episode 4 of the HBO original series (and Game of Thrones prequel) The House Of The Dragon! In this episode, Daemon returns to King's Landing to make out with his niece, Rhaenyra puts the moves on Ser Criston Cole, Otto Hightower spreads some unseemly rumors, and Viserys has lots more wounds than when we last saw him! Oh, and there are a TON of pornographic tapestries hanging all over the Red Keep. The show is also taking some departures from the source materia...

Big Trouble In Little China movie review from the Salty Nerds have them perplexed at this awesome cult classic movie from John Carpenter and Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell plays the legendary Jack Burton who teams up with Dennis Dun and Victor Wong to fight the cursed Chinese sorcerer David Lo Pan (played by James Hong ) all the while romancing Kim Cattrall and dropping epic one-liners. Big Trouble In Little China is ahead of its time in many ways, and part of its box office failure was because the...