The Salty Nerd Podcast

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Dec. 12, 2023

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) - Whale Milk

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) Movie Review: The Salty Nerds dive into this classic story based on the novel by Jules Verne and produced by the legendary Walt Disney. Starring Kirk Douglas and James Mason, this "retro" m...

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Dec. 11, 2023

The Wedding Singer (1998) - Jude & Matt Celebration

The Nerds talk about the most romantic movie ever - The Wedding Singer, starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore from 1998. Oh, and they also celebrate the marriage of Jude and Kadish! Huzzah! --- Support this podcast: ht...

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Dec. 10, 2023

Viva Las Vegas (1964) - Look Out, Man!

Viva Las Vegas (1964) Movie Review: The Salty Nerds experience the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas in 1964 in this film about a race car driver preparing for the Grand Prix while working as a waiter to pay for …

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Nov. 3, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 10 - DUMB AF! ft. Smitty's Snippets

Just when you thought Season 2 of AppleTV's Invasion couldn't get any worse, we get the season finale, which is boring, confusing, AND has nothing happen... again. One of the dumb AF finales we've ever seen. God, we hope this...

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Oct. 27, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 9 - Worst Penultimate Ever

It's the second to last episode of Invasion Season 2, and nothing happens. It's also the shortest episode. And it's very, very dumb. This is not how you do a Penultimate episode. The episode name is "Breakthrough" but the ...

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Oct. 27, 2023

ALIEN (1979) - The Cat & The Alien

The Cat was in on it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saltynerd/support

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Oct. 20, 2023

The Shining (1980) Is An Overrated Piece Of Trash

The Nerds talk about The Shining (1980) and how this beloved horror classic may actually be a bloated, pretentious, overrated, piece of trash. The table is definitely divided over what Kadish calls Stanley Kubrick's masterpie...

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Oct. 19, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 8 - Click Clacking

Trevante's brilliant plan is revealed, and he's STILL upset he's thrown in jail. Casper's crew finds the seizure kids and start drawing stuff. Monty is quickly becoming the best character in the show, and Indian Elon Musk m...

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Oct. 13, 2023

The Descent (2005)

The Salty Nerds talk about one of the most intense cave movies of all time, Neil Marshall's classic spelunking horror film - The Descent. What happens when a group of women go exploring a cave? Why, shenanigans, of course! A...

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Oct. 12, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 7

The Nerds review another episode of AppleTV's Invasion. And guess what? Nothing happens. Again. Well, stuff happens, but none of it really matters. Yes, this is the SEVENTH episode of nothing happening. Riveting TV, is it n...

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Oct. 12, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 6 - The Sex Dungeon Episode

Invasion Season 2 Episode 5 entitled "Pressure Points" is actually all about torturing the audience with three very stupid and boring story arcs rather than applying pressure to anything important. Discount Zendaya and the C...

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Oct. 12, 2023

Scream (1996)

The Salty Nerds revisit SCREAM (1996), the movie that revitalized the wanning Slasher genre of horror films, mixing in meta-awareness with tried-and-true horror tropes, and a healthy dose of Agatha Christie-style "whodunit" m...

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Sept. 29, 2023

The Expendables: Old But Gold

What happens when you get a bunch of aging action stars and MMA fighters together? You get The Expendables, of course! Who doesn't want to see your favorite action movie icons from the 80s and 90s team up with MMA …

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Sept. 28, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 5 - NOTHING HAPPENS

Just when you thought this show couldn't get more boring, Episode 5 of Season 2, entitled "A Voice From The Other Side" drops. And guess what? Nothing happens the entire episode. You might as well skip this one for as …

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Sept. 25, 2023

The Glimmer Man (1996) - Was This The Last GOOD Steven Seagal Movie???

Before his exile to direct-to-video releases, Steven Seagal used to be a movie star! And his movies were actually released in theaters. The Salty Nerds review The Glimmer Man from 1996, the last theatrical release for everyon...

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Sept. 21, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 4 - They're Worse

How do you follow-up an episode that ends with shooting seven alien spaceships out of the sky with nukes? With an hour of pre-teens walking through a tunnel, of course! Episode 4 of Invasion Season 2 is called The Tunnel. …

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Sept. 15, 2023

Over The Top (1987) - The Greatest Movie About Professional Arm-Wrest…

The Salty Nerds talk about the Sylvester Stallone classic Over The Top (1987). A film about a man and his son who like to drive big rig trucks and break arms arm-wrestling. When his ex-wife is in the hospital, truck …

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Sept. 14, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 3 - They Ran Out Of Money!

This was supposed to be a big, epic episode in season 2 of Invasion where humanity fights back against the aliens, but it's pretty obvious the show just didn't have the budget for it. We get three storylines in this …

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Sept. 8, 2023

Conan The Destroyer (1984) Is A TERRIBLE Barbarian Movie

The Salty Nerds watch Conan The Destroyer (1984) and quickly realize why PG rated barbarian movies don't really work all that well. With a jailbait leading lady and a half-nekkid Arnold Schwarzenegger, this is one of the most...

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Sept. 8, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 2: Chasing Dumb Plotlines

Invasion gets back to everyone's favorite jerk soldier, Trevante Cole, and his Miami adventures, along with Discount Zendaya and the Casper Crew. Trevante decides to go to Oklahoma while the Casper Crew decide to go to Paris....

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Sept. 1, 2023

Hard Boiled (1992) - Why This Hong Kong Film Is The Greatest Action M…

It's Kadish's birthday! And to celebrate, he chose to watch John Woo's classic action film from 1992 - Hard Boiled. Starring Chow Yun-Fat and Tony Leung Chiu-wai about two Hong Kong policemen who get embroiled in a dangerous ...

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Aug. 31, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 1 - Nothing's Changed

One of the worst TV shows ever made is back - Apple TV's INVASION returns with the first episode of season 2, titled "Something's Changed." But NOTHING has actually changed for the show itself, because it's still as nonsensic...

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Aug. 25, 2023

Last Voyage of the Demeter AKA Dracula On A Boat

The Salty Crew discuss the newest Dracula movie, "Last Voyage of The Nostromo....I mean Demeter. Look we know this movie is just "Alien" in the 1800s but you know what, that may not be a bad thing. Also - Dracula …

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Aug. 24, 2023

Invasion Season 1 Recap - We Suffer So You Don't Have To

The Salty Nerds return to their most detested TV show ever - INVASION on Apple TV. In preparation for season 2, the Nerds go over all the events that occurred in Season 1. All the terrible, slow, boring, monotonous, pointless...

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